Supa Joshio (8:05:21 PM):

Hey guys

Supa Joshio (8:16:59 PM):

A night at the opera FART

Supa Joshio (8:17:47 PM):

YES

Supa Joshio (8:17:57 PM):

BUT WHY

Supa Joshio (8:18:16 PM):

Pfft, they wouldn't do that to me, my uncle works at Nintendo!

Supa Joshio (8:19:05 PM):

...Shit!

Supa Joshio (8:31:37 PM):

Nigger, who

Supa Joshio (8:32:13 PM):

Fried chicken and

Supa Joshio (8:32:35 PM):

Medallions, and

Supa Joshio (8:34:29 PM):

Make him have to

Supa Joshio (8:37:33 PM):

Stretched his asshole 10 miles wide which caused his

Supa Joshio (8:39:04 PM):

And he called his doctor but it wasn't a real doctor it was

Supa Joshio (8:41:27 PM):

Dr. Mario who tried to touch his

Supa Joshio (8:42:33 PM):

And he squeezed them so hard that they

Supa Joshio (8:44:20 PM):

Pulled out his 9mm and shot "Dr." Mario in the

Supa Joshio (8:50:07 PM):

Dr. Mario died, but the nigger didn't care, he threw his corpse into

Supa Joshio (8:51:51 PM):

"HELP. HELP MEH. AH'M STUCK," but he didn't realize that Dr. Mario was dead so he got

Supa Joshio (8:53:07 PM):

Found the strength to lift the bag of golf clubs off of himself, and he went to a strip club and

Supa Joshio (8:58:45 PM):

Took the dialdo and took refuge inside of a stripper's vagina, but then the stripper

Supa Joshio (9:01:13 PM):

And the stripper realized her vagina now smelled like fart-covered strawberries, so Donald Trump came and stuck his finger up there but then

Supa Joshio (9:12:48 PM):

Took out an exacto knife which was tucked in her cleavage, and sawed Donald Trump's finger off, so then

Supa Joshio (9:14:50 PM):

Donald Trump's finger was a severed penis due to the poor lighting in the strip club, so everyone ran out, fearing that their penis would be next, and

Supa Joshio (9:19:49 PM):

Duke Nukem, who had balls (and a penis) of steel, remained, and he was hungry, so he ate Lotso because he smelled like strawberries, but the next morning, after he took a shit

Supa Joshio (9:22:13 PM):

(HELLO???)

Supa Joshio (9:24:24 PM):

He came out as a bear-shaped turd, and Duke Nukem, fearing he might have colon cancer, called Dr. Mario's brother, Dr. Luigi, who was also not a

Supa Joshio (9:25:45 PM):

Surrie the Asperger, and he enjoyed giving rectal exams, and he found this was the perfect excuse to give a rectal exam, so he hurried on over to Duke Nukem's apartment, and

Supa Joshio (9:27:23 PM):

(kok)

Supa Joshio (9:28:53 PM):

Asked for Dr. Luigi's autograph, and told him about how people have been abusing him in insignificant non-canon Flash cartoons, and Dr. Luigi pushed him aside and said "SHUT UP YOU SWEDISH BASTARD, THERE'S AN ASSHOLE WAITING TO BE EXAMINED WITH MY NAME ON IT!" and he continued on, and finally, he

Supa Joshio (9:33:15 PM):

Made it to Duke Nukem's apartment, he told Duke Nukem to drop his pants and bend over, Duke Nukem complied. Dr. Luigi took out an extendable bionic finger and placed it over his finger, and felt around Duke Nukem's asshole, but then he made the bionic finger extend all the way through the digestive system and out Duke Nukem's mouth, which sent Duke Nukem into a rage, and he ripped Dr. Luigi's

Supa Joshio (9:35:55 PM):

Balls off, and put them in a blender, and Dr. Luigi shrieked in a falsetto voice "NO-A! MY TESTICLES-A!" but the sound of the falsetto voice made Duke Nukem rage even harder, so he grabbed Dr. Luigi and threw him out the window, and Dr. Luigi landed on a

Supa Joshio (9:38:31 PM):

Car which was parked out front, and it belonged to George Costanza. So George marched up there and demanded that Duke Nukem pay for the damages to the car, and Duke Nukem punched George so hard that he ripped a hole in his chest, and he yanked his heart, lungs, etc. out, and George died instantly, and then

Supa Joshio (9:40:53 PM):

Turd-Lotso appeared in front of Duke Nukem, and said "WE'RE ALL JUST FECAL MATTER, WAITIN' TO BE FLUSHED AWAY, THAT'S ALL A TURD IS--" and then Turd-Big Baby picked him up and threw him back in the toilet, closed the lid, and flushed, then Duke Nukem took out a bazooka and fired it at Turd-Big Baby and his apartment was now covered in shit, so he went to stay with his grandmother for a while, but

Supa Joshio (9:42:47 PM):

His grandmother aged backwards like Spencer, and she was now a baby, so Duke Nukem called his good friend Hulk Hogan over to film a commercial in Japanese about air conditioners, and have him sing an irrelevant song and stare at his baby grandmother like he was in love with her in the commercial, and

Supa Joshio (9:43:37 PM):

(;))

Supa Joshio (9:43:42 PM):

( * ;-) )

Supa Joshio (9:54:06 PM):

Hulk and Duke did the fusion dance, and became Huke/Dulk, and touched the fat bitch and she exploded, but then a black hole opened up and Huke/Dulk was sucked in, and ended up in a strange world where

Supa Joshio (9:59:02 PM):

Fish walked on land, and Huke/Dulk was so amazed that he laid an egg, and when it hatched, a leprechaun hopped out, but

Supa Joshio (10:02:49 PM):

While he was bitching, Huke/Dulk pulled out a net and captured the leprechaun, hoping that they would recieve a pot of gold, but this only made the leprechaun angrier, and caused him to

Supa Joshio (10:08:56 PM):

Summon Sunrise W12! While Huke/Dulk was one of the strongest warriors in the universe, he knew he didn't stand a chance against a Big Rig, so he begged for forgiveness, and Sunrise W12 decided

Supa Joshio (10:12:12 PM):

That he was WINNER enough to be allowed to live, but he didn't belong in this dimension, so Sunrise W12 sent him back, and he ended up at Duke Nukem's baby grandmother's house again, the fusion had ended so it was Duke Nukem and Hulk Hogan again. After this, they went to Burger King, but when they went in, behind the counter they saw

Supa Joshio (10:16:11 PM):

Lord Stell, in a Burger King uniform, who called them up to the counter. They were nervous, shaking, sweating. But they had nothing to worry about. Lord Stell informed them that their quest was over for the time being, and he gave them some larger Whoppers for free, to celebrate.

Supa Joshio (10:16:18 PM):

THE END.

Supa Joshio (10:17:20 PM):

Ah, that was a great story.

Supa Joshio (10:17:32 PM):

Sorry I just sorta ended it there, but I wanted to make sure it was concluded before I went to bed.

Supa Joshio (10:17:46 PM):

Because I have to go to bed early tonight.

Supa Joshio (10:18:06 PM):

I'll put it on the PURPLE POOP site in its original, unedited form.

Supa Joshio (10:18:41 PM):

Then I'll edit it slightly (editing out the screennames, adding periods to make the whole story not a run-on sentence, etc.) and put it on Kewl Kidz Klub.

Supa Joshio (10:20:18 PM):

Yeah.

Supa Joshio (10:20:28 PM):

The site where I archived those epic chats we had that one time.

Supa Joshio (10:20:37 PM):

Where I told stories about Aaron and we reminisced about stuff.